Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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