just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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