we're blogging at a bar
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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