is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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