your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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