Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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