That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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