What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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