TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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