Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
