these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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