i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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