My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
a search helicopter?!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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