The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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