My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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