So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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