hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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