You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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