strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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