I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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