I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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