She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Randomize