We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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