A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
