Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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