If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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