let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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