Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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