Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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