I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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