Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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