It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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