you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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