At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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