If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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