question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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