It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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