census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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