You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
His nipple licking is glorious
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