im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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