I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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