Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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