so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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