weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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