God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
