New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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