Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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