It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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