I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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