So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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