Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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