Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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