So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Be still, my beating vagina.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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