the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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