are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
