this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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